It says "Free Copy" in my navigational tool bar at the bottom of the page.

"Free Copy" is really my old lady sense of humor, because nothing is free in this world. But I have figured a neat way to refund your purchase dollars, that, to happen down a very short road.

Read on!We are set up to take online orders for our alphabet lurning software, The Kids' Keyboard!

Your educational software purchase total is $29.90. That is in clue ding all of my software shipping and handling cost!

Click on the various buttons below for our secure PayPal server. The smallest button links to your purchase of my son's timely published book, New World Hors D'oeuvres, which is a separate issue from my his alphabet lurning software.

My son, a poet prophet, is running for president of United States. Everyone who purchases his alphabet learning program is being asked for purr mission, to apply their software purchase dollars as a campaign loan, toward his qualifying for matching political funds.

Raising five thousand dollars by dishing out 200 software copies, in twenty separate states, crosses the politishinz' matching funds threshold so everyone gets their software money back! When the first round of matching political funds comes, everyone is refunded their software purchase money. Nothing is free in this world, but for you the cost of my son's educational software will be covered by Uncle Sam.

I will then ask everybuddy (you) I send a matching refund check to in the mail, from our campaign, to please send that money back to us, as a second, further campaign donation; and when that 2nd round of matching funds comes I will again re-return your reupped 'loan' to his campaign and again ask, would you be so kind as to re-up again with another campaign dough nation . . . cha ching.

That is my old lady plan: You come up with original money one time only! My son runs for president using matching funds to turn all the politishinz' ponzi reelection schemes upside down!

He can do this with New World Hors D'oeuvres receipts, too except $15.90 for one copy, after book production cost, is such a piddling amount.

I'd rather he use his royalty dollars, as the publisher of New World Hors D'oeuvres, for campaign food, shelter and travel, and the matching fund software dollars for Radio and TV.

I will also insist that he keeps in touch with every buddy and provides to you, his audience, a series of very explicit, nuts and bolts solutions to all the prob limbs facing our nation, in an audio, and video pod cast op-ed format you and he can pass along to your local newspaper.